think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
