Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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