she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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