Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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