I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just wanna soil my oats bro
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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