CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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