You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
love makes seman taste better
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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