At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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