But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
