Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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