i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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