North Korea, Best Korea!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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