She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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