I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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