I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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