D3 body, D1 cock
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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