Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Found the puke drawer
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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