We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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