Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
