Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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