office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
