I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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