he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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