Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
