Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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