so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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