I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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