using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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