Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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