I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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