So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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