I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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