Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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