you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Randomize
