are you still at the devil's house?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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