And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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