i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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