well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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