easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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