All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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