Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
