what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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