3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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