dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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