You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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