Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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