If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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