oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Alive.
So much puke
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Randomize
