p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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