FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
