Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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