There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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