UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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