So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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