What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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